Christmastime Is Here...

But so much for happiness and cheer. I had barely squeezed out the thought, "Ah, it's the day before Christmas eve and I'm baking cookies with Jenny, how picturesque," when I remembered.

"I have two history essays and a science unit assessment left to do!" I shrieked. Glancing at the clock, which read ten thirty at night, Jenny said,

"Seems to me as though you should go do them." And do them I did, though it took me until one o' clock in the morning. Bugger the economic effects of religious and military conflict on Europe in the late Middle Ages!

But here it is, Christmas Eve, and I've just had a brilliant, though not entirely original idea for a story. 'T will do no good to ask on what it is; I shall not tell, because it is my biz. Or whatever rhymes with is.

Merry Christmas.